The Sith: You either are, or you are not. If you are, then this is the list for you. If you’re not, maybe something a little lighter and Jedi-ier will suit. Maybe you should take a walk on the Light Side.

Whether it was when you witnessed your first lightning bolt jazz hands, your first mind control hand-wave, or the ability to suddenly look really old, the power to take advantage of the Force has been the goal.

You are an ambitious individual, who enjoys hooded capes and deeply diabolical plans. You enjoy blue steaks and dark wines. Your interior decorator has an inexhaustible supply of black paint and your guards can’t aim. Strength is all, and the galaxy should bow to your will and the might of your puppet Empire. The Dark Side and the Sith Order is for you.

Well, fear not young apprentice, the following items will help you ascend the Dark Side on your quest to become an all-powerful Sith Lord.