The Best Jurassic Park Merchandise

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Jurassic Park Ruled The Earth

The misguided John Hammond had noble ambitions when he sank millions into undoing evolutionary history on the small island of Isla Nublar. But even in the midst of best laid plans, life finds a way, and everything goes sideways in a pretty major way.

Spielberg’s 1993 blockbuster is one of the most iconic and most loved films of all time. It feels like the stars aligned – Jeff Goldblum is peak Goldblum, John Williams is peak Williams and the practical effects still blow a lot of modern CG out of the water. It’s a timeless fantastical romp and it’s worth talking about and representing every chance possible.

Here’s a list of some superior merchandise that’ll help you show props to the original park.

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Best Jurassic Park Merch

Jurassic Park Distressed Logo T-Shirt, £12.991 of 5

Jurassic Park Distressed Logo T-Shirt

It’s pretty apt that something Jurassic Park branded is distressed. Seems like the correct response given the high volume of marauding carnivorous reptiles.

Ravensburger Jurassic Park Danger! - Adventure Strategy Game, £24.992 of 5

Ravensburger Jurassic Park Danger! – Adventure Strategy Game

Probably the only way to safely explore the park and Isla Nublar. The most fun comes from taking control of a T-Rex to passively aggressively hunt down friends and family.

Funko Pop! Jurassic Park GooSplattered Dennis Nedry and Dilophosaurus Pop Vinyl Figures, £26.953 of 5

Funko Pop! Jurassic Park GooSplattered Dennis Nedry and Dilophosaurus Pop Vinyl Figures

Wayne Knight scrambles up-stream, blinded by the rain. You know it’s coming, you’re braced, and still – still – it makes you jump. And every single time you love it more.

Funko Pop! Jurassic Park Dr Ian Malcolm (Shirtless), £30.004 of 5

Funko Pop! Jurassic Park Dr Ian Malcolm (Shirtless)

Goldblum oozes so much charisma as Dr Malcom that even his shirt can’t contain him. A potent mental image that just refuses to be forgotten.

Jurassic Park Soundtrack LP, £47.485 of 5

Jurassic Park Soundtrack LP

John Williams can always be relied on for a swelling and stirring film score. Laying the classic and incredible Jurassic Park soundtrack out on the platter and giving it that old-school warm vinyl treatment is a damn near auditory miracle.

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