Time Bandits

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Sometimes, you just wish you could get whisked away into the past. But Kevin didn’t expect that to actually happen.

One moment, Kevin’s lying in his bed. The next, a group of six dwarves bursts out of his wardrobe (Narnia style) and pushes the wall of his bedroom away, revealing a black abyss.

Apparently, Kevin’s room contains one of the many holes in the fabric of spacetime that allow the dwarves—who call themselves “time bandits”—to jump through history and steal whatever loot they can find. They’ve got a map showing them where each one of these holes is—a map they stole from the “Supreme Being,” a giant floating head who most would identify as God.

Well, it’s not long before this Supreme Being bursts into the room, chasing after them and warning them to return the map. Kevin, bewildered, runs away with the dwarves, falling into the black abyss and straight into Napoleon’s Battle of Castiglione in 1796.

But the Supreme Being isn’t the only one who’s got an interest in capturing the dwarves (and now Kevin). Another spiritual being, who calls himself the Evil One, watches the dwarves with great interest through his scrying pool. He’s been stuck in his prison for a long time … but with that map, he just might be able to find a way out.

Sometimes, you just wish you could get whisked away into the past. But Kevin didn’t expect that to actually happen.

One moment, Kevin’s lying in his bed. The next, a group of six dwarves bursts out of his wardrobe (Narnia style) and pushes the wall of his bedroom away, revealing a black abyss.

Apparently, Kevin’s room contains one of the many holes in the fabric of spacetime that allow the dwarves—who call themselves “time bandits”—to jump through history and steal whatever loot they can find. They’ve got a map showing them where each one of these holes is—a map they stole from the “Supreme Being,” a giant floating head who most would identify as God.

Well, it’s not long before this Supreme Being bursts into the room, chasing after them and warning them to return the map. Kevin, bewildered, runs away with the dwarves, falling into the black abyss and straight into Napoleon’s Battle of Castiglione in 1796.

But the Supreme Being isn’t the only one who’s got an interest in capturing the dwarves (and now Kevin). Another spiritual being, who calls himself the Evil One, watches the dwarves with great interest through his scrying pool. He’s been stuck in his prison for a long time … but with that map, he just might be able to find a way out.

Sometimes, you just wish you could get whisked away into the past. But Kevin didn’t expect that to actually happen.

One moment, Kevin’s lying in his bed. The next, a group of six dwarves bursts out of his wardrobe (Narnia style) and pushes the wall of his bedroom away, revealing a black abyss.

Apparently, Kevin’s room contains one of the many holes in the fabric of spacetime that allow the dwarves—who call themselves “time bandits”—to jump through history and steal whatever loot they can find. They’ve got a map showing them where each one of these holes is—a map they stole from the “Supreme Being,” a giant floating head who most would identify as God.

Well, it’s not long before this Supreme Being bursts into the room, chasing after them and warning them to return the map. Kevin, bewildered, runs away with the dwarves, falling into the black abyss and straight into Napoleon’s Battle of Castiglione in 1796.

But the Supreme Being isn’t the only one who’s got an interest in capturing the dwarves (and now Kevin). Another spiritual being, who calls himself the Evil One, watches the dwarves with great interest through his scrying pool. He’s been stuck in his prison for a long time … but with that map, he just might be able to find a way out.

Sometimes, you just wish you could get whisked away into the past. But Kevin didn’t expect that to actually happen.

One moment, Kevin’s lying in his bed. The next, a group of six dwarves bursts out of his wardrobe (Narnia style) and pushes the wall of his bedroom away, revealing a black abyss.

Apparently, Kevin’s room contains one of the many holes in the fabric of spacetime that allow the dwarves—who call themselves “time bandits”—to jump through history and steal whatever loot they can find. They’ve got a map showing them where each one of these holes is—a map they stole from the “Supreme Being,” a giant floating head who most would identify as God.

Well, it’s not long before this Supreme Being bursts into the room, chasing after them and warning them to return the map. Kevin, bewildered, runs away with the dwarves, falling into the black abyss and straight into Napoleon’s Battle of Castiglione in 1796.

But the Supreme Being isn’t the only one who’s got an interest in capturing the dwarves (and now Kevin). Another spiritual being, who calls himself the Evil One, watches the dwarves with great interest through his scrying pool. He’s been stuck in his prison for a long time … but with that map, he just might be able to find a way out.

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